Friday, April 30, 2010
Another Quick One
While scrolling back on Perez's den of thieves daily, I came across this little gem. Posted a day earlier by M.K., Perez'(z) repost, put something in that is my greatest frustration with this whole mess. The word "peen." Dlisted fans like myself know a Michael K word when we hear it. And he never uses it anymore, because Perez, you have taken all the meaning out of it.
Coke Vaginas!
Filed under: Drugs > Wacky, Tacky & True
Okay what the fuuuuuuuuuck??
Pam Grier alleges in her new memoir that she and comedian Richard Pryor broke up because he would get so coked out that it actually caused a dangerous build up of the drug in her VAJAYJAY!
How is that even effing POSSIBLE?!
Well, according to Dr. Jan Gurley, it's NOT, because one's body apparently processes cocaine in areas according to the speed of its blood flow, and one's lady parts happen to be "very forgiving."
She goes on to explain what happened to Pam:
"It's extremely unlikely that there could be any toxic vagina effect of cocaine. All in all, having any doctor tell any patient something like that smacks of either misremembered recall on the patient's part, or, possibly more likely, a sleazy attempt by a vaguely irresponsible doc to scare someone into making a major life change. This whole topic is yet another morality tale showing yet another reason why it's so important to insist on a condom."
Wow.
Well this is still the freakiest shiz we've heard all week! We like the message, though - coke peen or not, WRAP IT UP, folks!
Thoughts??
[Image via WENN.]
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Love the site. Perez sucks ass. Michael's a class act all the way. Keep up the good work.
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