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Orange Oprah vs. the Silver Fox: Dina Speaks!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Celebrity Feuds > Dina Lohan > Anderson Cooper > Aliana Lohan


It's on!

Dina Lohan is pissed.

Anderson Cooper said some not-so-nice things about the Lohans while filling in for Regis Philben on Live!, Tuesday morning.

It looks like Coop's 2 cents about Ali Lohan drove Dina off the deep end. Anderson said:

"[Ali] is a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don't know."

Orange spoke exclusively to OK! magazine and said, "People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."

The truth hurts sometimes, right?

We expected more from Dina.

Hopefully Michael won't disappoint when he releases his statement, which should be any second now!

[Lohan image via WENN. Cooper image via Getty Images.]
Posted: August 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm

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Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate

So he takes a term from Michael K, changes it slightly so its not a direct rip-off, then posts it with another one of Dlisted's terms that is a direct rip off. "I kind of copied you but changed it slightly, but then fully copied you, so that makes it ok, right?"If your going to do it, I say really go for it. Change your web address to perez'sdlisted.com, directly copy and paste every post from dlisted, and PHASE HIM OUT. Your superior fan base will see him as an imitator and force him off the internet. Or just find Michael K, lock him in your basement and force him to do your celebrity blogging.

Another Quick One

While scrolling back on Perez's den of thieves daily, I came across this little gem. Posted a day earlier by M.K., Perez'(z) repost, put something in that is my greatest frustration with this whole mess. The word "peen." Dlisted fans like myself know a Michael K word when we hear it. And he never uses it anymore, because Perez, you have taken all the meaning out of it.


Coke Vaginas!
Filed under: Drugs > Wacky, Tacky & True



Okay what the fuuuuuuuuuck??

Pam Grier alleges in her new memoir that she and comedian Richard Pryor broke up because he would get so coked out that it actually caused a dangerous build up of the drug in her VAJAYJAY!

How is that even effing POSSIBLE?!

Well, according to Dr. Jan Gurley, it's NOT, because one's body apparently processes cocaine in areas according to the speed of its blood flow, and one's lady parts happen to be "very forgiving."

She goes on to explain what happened to Pam:

"It's extremely unlikely that there could be any toxic vagina effect of cocaine. All in all, having any doctor tell any patient something like that smacks of either misremembered recall on the patient's part, or, possibly more likely, a sleazy attempt by a vaguely irresponsible doc to scare someone into making a major life change. This whole topic is yet another morality tale showing yet another reason why it's so important to insist on a condom."

Wow.

Well this is still the freakiest shiz we've heard all week! We like the message, though - coke peen or not, WRAP IT UP, folks!

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

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Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate


Ummm thoughts:

Separated At Birth

Perez







A Soul Sucking Dementor

Hi everyone

I started this blog because I am tired of seeing Perez Hilton being a hack on the daily.
Michael K is too above Hilton to say anything about it, but it is getting worse and something needs to be done. I think a comparison will be a fun project.
Perez, I am more than ok with your biased preferences, Gaga worshipping, and horrible terminology (amazeballs?), my need for celebrity news can ignore all that. However, trolling Michael K's blog and shameless stealing his posts without really changing much at all, needs to stop.

Here's todays:

From Dlisted:

Friday, April 30th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Kim Cattrall's Face!


Nevermind the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a stallion-to-mare transsexual who is focusing hard on a horse fly between her eyes, what did they do to Kim Cattrall's face?! That's a straight-up cartoon face. That's the face of the new gay dude in the Archie Comics.

Are we sure the new Sex and the City doesn't take place in Chernobyl? That would explain this poster. I mean, I think I see a radiation cloud behind them.

Source: Screencave via ONTD
Posted by: Michael K
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Photoshop Awards


Annnnd a few hours later, from Perez:

Photoshop Awardz: Final Poster For Menopause & The City 2!!
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Sarah Jessica Parker > Photoshop Awardz > Cynthia Nixon > Sex & The City > Kristin Davis > Kim Cattrall




Absolutely HOrrific!

Check out the just-released exercise in photoshop mastery final poster for Sex & the City 2.

Unbelievable, right?

We get that they may need to touch up SJPeePee - she is starting to look a bit like the crypt keeper - but what the FUCK did they do to Kim Cattrall's face??

She doesn't even resemble a human, let alone what she actually looks like - which is pretty damn good!!

So unnecessary.

Thoughts??

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Celebrity Juice, Not from Concentrate

Come on Perez, at least add some jizz splatters to their faces, or whatever you do to distinguish yourself. Oh right, he added a z to the title while he was copying and pasting it. My mistake.